That’s Right, I’m Travelling

Due to popular demand (which I am defining here as just more than one person) I am going to write a travelogue.

Chance of sounding arrogant, inadvertently bragging or taking this too seriously: 99%
Chance of writing a post about every place I visit: 40%
Chance of me actually seeing this through to the end: 20%
Chance of this being read by more than just my immediate family and that niche facebook friend I met once on a train about six years ago that we all have who just always seems to read and comment on everything thus providing the attention and validation that we all consistently crave but are too reserved to admit: 1%

I hope you find it at least remotely interesting!

(I wanted to call it “Remotely Interesting” because of the bloody hilarious pun about being somewhere remote, and blogs about people’s own experiences only being remotely interesting in general, but some creative genius already took that site. I checked it out, turns out her name is Caroline and she quotes a lot of Linkin Park lyrics, fair play to the gal, Hybrid Theory is a huge album, but it hasn’t stopped me feeling bitter towards her and I reckon she can now be solidly blamed for anything that goes wrong on my travels.)